28-02-2018, 11:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Don't be horrible ... or we'll force feed you baked beans and use you as a snow blower.
Now you're talking! I'll start warming the beans, while you sit on him Mort.
We can shove a couple of prawn crackers down him for pud.
01-03-2018, 12:04 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Aye ...warmed is best, they'll combust into gas quicker. Could we fit Judd feet first into your saucepan? Big is it?Boy I used to love chemistry at school
Possibly, if we chop certain bits off first.
01-03-2018, 12:08 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Don't be horrible ... or we'll force feed you baked beans and use you as a snow blower.
If you're eating baked beans it'll be more like pebble dashing.
01-03-2018, 12:09 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Aye ...warmed is best, they'll combust into gas quicker. Could we fit Judd feet first into your saucepan? Big is it?Boy I used to love chemistry at school
01-03-2018, 12:18 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
I know! After we've been so kind to him tonight, too.Sadly, he will have to pay for that now.
When he returns, we must tether him in his underpants in the snow until he
learns the error of his ways, and/or begs our forgiveness.
I'll set the man traps again.
Can I make a snowman out of him ? |
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