13-07-2020, 12:33 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Any men lurking in the shrubbery hoping to worm their way in for the night, will be bitterly disappointed.
Guard dogs on patrol, men traps set, door knobs electrified, and cameras on all around
OUR property.
I shall now sleep peacefully, in the knowledge that we will not be disturbed by those old drunks calling in after the pub.
I bid you goodnight ladies, and sweet dreams.
'Oppit Judsy, you're not coming in!