14-04-2019, 05:33 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Don't hold your breath Mups, I am sure you remember the disappointment we suffered last time Judd was going to take us on holiday!
Yes, I do remember. Appalling behaviour.
What kind of gentleman would let us lovely ladies down like that!
But once bitten, twice shy as they say, so best not to trust them any more.
We will have to make them forfeit their wallets in order to enter OUR thread. Then once we have them, we can lock the pests in and scarper with the money, we will have our holiday at last - leave them here doing chores.
Mind you, I have heard that Judd only carries about £1.50 in his, so's he can't spend anything. It is his Yorkshire breeding I'm told.
If that is the case, then I will get Dongle's piggy bank, and he will have to contribute twice the amount.
14-04-2019, 05:43 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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HiMy wallet is about to get emptied, I need to pay the electrician.
I will have to pop in here without paying.
NO no no, you can't do that Swim.
New rules an' all that. Off you go.
14-04-2019, 07:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Here is a few for Judd.....1) Clean the Crocodiles teeth
2) Give Gertie your screwdrivers, and then see if you can find them.
3) Be extra nice to the ladies....after all a change us as good as a rest!
4) Prepare the Yorkshire puddings as all the ladies will be round for dinner tonight.
Oh and one for Dongle......
Remove all the sequins from your leggings & then sew on all the new ones, of a different colour, by hand!
That we keep him off LTP for a bit, while we eat the roast that Judd has made for us!
The good news is that my Yorkshires turned out exceptionally well (no surprise there) but they were so light and fluffy that as soon as I took them out of the oven a draught from the kitchen window picked them up and blew them out of the open door whereupon they floated up into the sky. The prevailing wind blowing from the east scooped them up and carried them over the border into Lancashire and the last of their whereabouts that I heard was on a local radio broadcast. Apparently, three unidentified objects were flying towards Manchester Airport and, thinking they may be a danger to flights, the RAF scrambled one of their new Eurofighters and shot them down.
Naturally, blowing great holes in the nice light and crispy crusts had a deleterious affect and consequently they fell to the earth only to be scooped up by a lucky Cheshire family from their back garden who, after cleaning off the bit of dirt on them, ate them as a starter with a splash of onion gravy for their Sunday dinner. The family remarked that they truly were like manna from heaven and that they've never tasted anything so delicious.
I ate all the beef meself, so to tough.
14-04-2019, 07:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Good thinking Twink.Also, my right wrist seems to be aching a lot today for some reason. It happens to be the one I hold the iron with, so I will need someone to come and do my ironing for me this evening - after we've scoffed Judd's dinner he's going to cook for us.
Which remindsm me, don't let him clean Croc's teeth before he does our dinner, just incase Croc's in a bad mood.
Also, if Judd cooks, it is only fair that Dongle washes up.
As for Dongle's sewing, when he's finished doing his leggings, he could start on his underpants, brighten them up a bit too.
Ooh, just had one of my very splendid brainwaves, too.
If those pesky males all gave us their wallets, we might have enough to go on holiday too.
What d'yer think?
14-04-2019, 08:01 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Yes, I do remember. Appalling behaviour.What kind of gentleman would let us lovely ladies down like that!
But once bitten, twice shy as they say, so best not to trust them any more.
We will have to make them forfeit their wallets in order to enter OUR thread. Then once we have them, we can lock the pests in and scarper with the money, we will have our holiday at last - leave them here doing chores.
Mind you, I have heard that Judd only carries about £1.50 in his, so's he can't spend anything. It is his Yorkshire breeding I'm told.
If that is the case, then I will get Dongle's piggy bank, and he will have to contribute twice the amount.
14-04-2019, 08:02 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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HiMy wallet is about to get emptied, I need to pay the electrician.
I will have to pop in here without paying.
14-04-2019, 08:47 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I'll PM you the co-ordinates of the secret entry tunnel.
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