24-11-2019, 01:32 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I'll have you know, his 'sexy ladies' as you call them, were all LTP wimmin once. There. You didn't know that did you!
Andre offered us all a job, and the others left because of you men. But us lovely ladies you have now are made of stronger stuff, so we stayed to keep you lot out.
Andre still sends us an offer to join him every Christmas, as he has always been bewitched by our talent and beauty. Of course, the pay is far more tempting than it is here, yet we remain here to keep the place in good running order - and manless of course.
24-11-2019, 01:39 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
I am now going anywhere just yet, young man, so you can give up trying and go make me a cup of tea instead, and be quick about it.Something else I intended to nag you about was your unruly behaviour on that 'blokey' thread you contribute to.
Your comments and awful phrases about ladies 'time of the month' are fictitious. You make 'em up as you go along. No one has heard of 'em! Disgusting.
I can only assume you still disgruntled about not getting your pension now you're 80?
24-11-2019, 01:49 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I am now going anywhere just yet, young man, so you can give up trying and go make me a cup of tea instead, and be quick about it.Something else I intended to nag you about was your unruly behaviour on that 'blokey' thread you contribute to.
Your comments and awful phrases about ladies 'time of the month' are fictitious. You make 'em up as you go along. No one has heard of 'em! Disgusting.
I can only assume you still disgruntled about not getting your pension now you're 80?
We blokes knew you couldn't resist sneaking in the `Men Only` thread for a quick look. BTW such comments about your ladies' (sic) `unclean time` are common knowledge amongst the male fraternity.
24-11-2019, 02:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Huh! Just as I thought. Looks like I will have to make my own cuppa again.
I don't know why we bother to keep these men.
And then they wonder why we nag!
I don't remember seeing any of you rabble in Rieu's orchestra. Maybe it was in Victorian times?
24-11-2019, 02:38 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I agree, you should go elsewhere to nag.I don't remember seeing any of you rabble in Rieu's orchestra. Maybe it was in Victorian times?
I already explained why you won't see us there, dongle.
You men never listen to a word we say!
You won't see us there because we would not allow ourselves to be tempted by his generous offer.
He still keeps trying to tempt us though.
You see, truth is, we know how heartbroken you men would be if we deserted you. Like lost souls you would be.
24-11-2019, 02:46 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I already explained why you won't see us there, dongle.You men never listen to a word we say!
You won't see us there because we would not allow ourselves to be tempted by his generous offer.
He still keeps trying to tempt us though.
You see, truth is, we know how heartbroken you men would be if we deserted you. Like lost souls you would be.
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