Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred's face turned a bright shade of green
A bright shade of green, which is rarely seen
As he ran for the door

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred's face turned a bright shade of green
A bright shade of green. which is rarely seen
As he ran for the door
He fell and his face hit the floor

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred's face turned a bright shade of green
A bright shade of green. which is rarely seen
As he ran for the door
He fell and his face hit the floor
Just as in came a lady called Jean.


Jean gasped, and knelt by his side

Re: Limericks. (New).

Jean gasped, and knelt by his side
"I thought you'd turned into a frog,"she cried.

Re: Limericks. (New).

Jean gasped, and knelt by his side
"I thought you'd turned into a frog,"she cried.
Fred looked up in awe

Re: Limericks. (New).

Jean gasped, and knelt by his side
"I thought you'd turned into a frog,"she cried.
Fred looked up in awe
As he lay on the floor

Re: Limericks. (New).

Jean gasped, and knelt by his side
"I thought you'd turned into a frog,"she cried.
Fred looked up in awe
As he lay on the floor
And then rolled over and died

To heaven upwards he soared

Re: Limericks. (New).

To heaven upwards he soared
His maker took one look and roared

Re: Limericks. (New).

To heaven upwards he soared
His maker took one look and roared
"You're in the wrong place!"

Re: Limericks. (New).

To heaven upwards he soared
His maker took one look and roared
"You're in the wrong place!"
Fred yelled back at him "Ace!"