26-09-2018, 02:49 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by
Jem
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Had to go Pug, the wife had summoned me to dinner, a big plate of Dublin coddle, ideal belly timber on a damp day like today.
Thanks for letting me know that, (about the Sailors) I have learned plenty from your good self over the years.
You are far from boring at anytime me lad.
What’s all this then? our Pug mixing with royalty and the sweet one born in Windsor? I’ll have to wear me good gear when I’m posting on here, can’t let the side down in the presence of royal blood, M’Lord and M’Lady expects you know.
Didn’t an Irish fella called Fagan sneak into the queens bedroom and have a fag and a chat with her many moons ago, her sister Margaret used to smoke Pall Mall by the truck load, maybe Lizzy has the odd drag on the sly, one never really knows does one, whatever happened to Fagan I wonder? lost the head I suppose.
May one take one’s leave now?
Not that anyone gives a hoot today,Jem-but that was the
second time Fagan had sneaked into Buckingham Palace! Strange tale,but true. Also,Fagan had all charges against him dropped-they included illegal entry,which is a civil matter-and drinking a bottle of wine...ergo,theft...but was acquitted,as he didn't actually
steal it,per-se. The most peculiar thing I recall about that cock-u...er...I mean,misadventure,was that the security guard who protects Her majesty's bedroom when she's got her teeth in a glass as she snores happily...had finished his shift,so buggered off,leaving her without a guard. His replacement,as i recall,was walking the guard dogs around in the grounds. Hmm-bet HE didn't retain his job for long,eh? Oh-plus I recall it being said that Fagan had no shoes or socks on. Weird,but he made it into the history books. So as tales go,Jem,his beats mine,mate.