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At 16, I was king of the Precinct, it was a classy Precinct interspersed with drinking holes, and girls of such status but aspired to Estate Lads, it could have been a meal ticket, if a geezer had no moral fibre.

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Well today [sorry-yesterday,now] I took flowers to place on my daughter & grandson's grave. I really fkn HATE October 3rd. There is NO way,not even if the Queen decreed it,that anyone will ever stop me doing so. It's a day that left a massive scar on what used to be a happy mind. No use or point in attempting to explain-suffice to say,recalling events and/or happenings that left happy memories,helps me cope....and assists me in not killing the c~nt responsible for their deaths. So,please,people,let's speak of happy...or at least humourous...things you recall or have retained. We don't do enough 'happy' or silly stuff. We're all far too busy worrying about unimportant crap.
I apologise for this post-but,just sometimes,even a nonentity such as myself needs to 'let it out'.

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nothing to apologize about Pug my brothers pic sits atop my desktop frame arm stretched around my shoulder and me his - he is my younger and only brother died of leukaemia cos they didn't have a cure in time in Spain three years ago. I miss him everyday and always said in my last days if I'm was on my own then Ken my bros would take me in for sure, permanently - it didn't happen that way. I see him and think of him everyday. RIP our kid

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Ah sure and begorra it does me auld heart good ta see yis all in great form, may the shamrocks smile on yis and the banshee keep her distance. I honestly can say that I never in my entire lifetime heard a fellow Irishman/woman say begorra or top of the morning to you, but that's Hollywood for yeh.

Still nothing from dear young RJ. Come back RJ and partake of the fatted Goose, sorry but the overfed calf has liver fluke at the moment and is not fit for human consumption, so we had to cook your goose for you instead, the little red rooster is busy with the hens, he’s always busy with the hens, “There’s too many chickens on the farm Momma!” “Ah well Son, eggs is eggs” (wasn’t that in an Elvis film?)

Did you ever look into a calf’s beautiful eyes and say to yourself how can anyone possibly eat the poor thing? Beastly creatures us humans ain’t we, and we are supposed to be the most intelligent form of life on the planet, what a load of bull.
We still pour gallons of highly inflammable smelly liquid into metal tanks in cars to provide power, same as we did over 100 years ago, yet the car itself has wifi, surround sound. satellite guiding system, and all the most up to date technology, I can never see the point of still using petrol in this day and age, there has to be a more modern way of running a car cleanly efficiently and cheaply, why have we been waiting so long for it to materialise? believe me someone up there is having a great laugh looking down, reminds me of that old add for Cadburys ‘Smash’ with the aliens looking down on the potato peeling process.
I Knew a chap called Max Murphy, he opened up a garage specialising in fixing crashed cars, his slogan was “For smash get Max”

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well now yez really cheered us all up begorrah and begorrah and bejamous too and any other irish bee you can find atop a bumble or a marigold - sure if I was be goin that way it would be the wrong way for sure!

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Gotta say, gumbo,that is a REALLY good German accent you did there!
...which brings me rather nicely to Der nachtstes Thema...[yes,I speak German]...which is - what do Las Vegas & Blackpool have in common?

Der answer being, in both cities, you can exchange chips for sex!

Ai thenkyo...

Oh,come ON.
I'm having a bash at doing that humour thing. At least help me out, rather than sit there tutting!
Y'know,when I was at university,I applied to join the debating society...
...but I got talked out of it.


....oh,SOD off! G'wan then-you do better.
I sit here playing my guitar & writing these erroneous thoughts all the time. I've got books FULL of this stuff, plus circa [see? I speak Latin as well. [Ego bet Tibi probate maximam!]around 200 pages of paper, all filled with bloody stupid thoughts that occur to my weird, free-floating mind,as I sit composing music & playing one of my guitars...often,at night, my 12-string,as I really like the undertones and minor 7ths employed to give the depth to various chords -er,I'll shut up now...]

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well der I woz doin a bit of cookin - two tablespoons of warkwickshit ; a cup full of angle dust ; 4 slices of dublin fare ; half a litre of ozzie strine and a partridge in a pear tree -RJ was bringing the plums but he's plum tuckered out and anyway watta we have??

stir slightly and place in a very low oven as low to the floor as ya can can can

competition time boys and girls let's call it???????????????

oh and Pug will be puggin his strings to bring you the 'washed up dubliners!'

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Gummy, you been angle grinding, without protective clothing?

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What we need is a great big melting pot.

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What about re-writing that chorus.

Give a little sh1t, take a little sh1t
Be prepared to forsake a little sh1t
And when the moon comes shining through
Lets start slinging Poo