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23-07-2018, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Stuff the sock with a pair of old tights and hang a couple of snooker balls off the open end.

That's what JBR does on his nights out.
He's right of course.
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23-07-2018, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
In order to become an honorary Gentleman you're going to need some 'Tackle' Sweetie Pie.........

Here, you can have mine, Mrs Fox has finished with it...
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23-07-2018, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
OMG

Is bratwurst any good?
I have chipolatas in the freezer.
I need more guidance on these matters.
To be honest, I don't think that chipolatas would cut the mustard.
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24-07-2018, 01:33 PM
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WORKING....not that I expect you to understand such a vague conceptual adjective,Toots!
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24-07-2018, 01:47 PM
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WORKING....not that I expect you to understand such a vague conceptual adjective,Toots!
It's a verb. Don't confuse him!

Actually, he'll be hard on by now.
Er, that means fast asleep, btw.
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25-07-2018, 08:22 AM
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....erm.....whatever you say,chaps.
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25-07-2018, 01:36 PM
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Free the Renault 5!
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25-07-2018, 03:52 PM
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Free the Renault 5!
ok pugs I know the others didn't get it but I did - clap clap clap clap!
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25-07-2018, 04:11 PM
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Has there been a fire in 'Gumbud's Leisurely Scribbles 5' and they've had to evacuate?
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25-07-2018, 06:13 PM
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ok pugs I know the others didn't get it but I did - clap clap clap clap!

Awww-you little cutie,you. [At least SOMEBODY got it]
 
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