Re: Jokes for blokes

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My brother says "So what did you buy your wife for your Anniversary?"
I pointed and said "You see that silver Mercedes over there?"
He says "Yea, that's beautiful"
I said..."I got her the same colour apron!"

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Woman: Do you sell Viagra?

Pharmacist: Yes we do madame.

Woman: Could you give it to me over the counter?

Pharmacist: Mmm? Maybe if I took two.

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A married couple get into bed, the man begins to rub and kiss his wife
“sorry honey” she says, “ I have a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh”
disappointed, the man turns over,
he turns back again,taps her on the shoulder and says “ do you have a dentists appointment tomorrow too?”

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I'm sitting reading the Welsh translation of 'Under Milk Wood'

[it's a Dai Version]

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Quality streets???????? goin down down down - 2nd floor ladies langeries and mens hopes??

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SP -you are venturing into unchartered waters! - have you got your floaties?

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How very true!

Yes, men and women are different.

But those who 'identify' as neither are very different indeed.

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I went up to a homeless man sitting on a bench in the town centre today with a cup of coffee for him.
I sat next to him and asked how he'd got in this position.
He said to me "You know, three weeks ago I had it all, my own accomodation, a cook, good food, the internet,TV, I used to go to the gym,to the swimming pool, the library, everything"
I replied, "Blimey, that's a bit rough, what happened, bad luck, divorce,drugs,alcohol problems"?
He said "Na, I got released from prison"