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Originally Posted by Tiffany ->
I know a very rude version of that one.
You would
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10-01-2020, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Tiffany ->
I know a very rude version of that one.
About a woman who had a peculiar feeling, perhaps?
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About a woman who had a peculiar feeling, perhaps?
That's it. It's an old one.
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10-01-2020, 04:36 PM
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There was a young man from Calcutta
Who was always a bit of a nutter
He fancied a baste
So he stripped to the waist
And covered himself in best butter.
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There was an old man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, called Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket
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10-01-2020, 10:10 PM
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Great! Thanks. Keep 'em coming.
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11-01-2020, 05:01 PM
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I particularly like this one because of its humour:

There was an old man from Milan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know.
"But I always try to get as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
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11-01-2020, 07:19 PM
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There was lady once wrote a triolet
Because she thought it a safer bet
She mastered the trick
Of the limerick
But a sonnet she aint got quite yet.

Written to & about me by a friend who can write proper poetry.
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12-01-2020, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Tiffany ->
There was lady once wrote a triolet
Because she thought it a safer bet
She mastered the trick
Of the limerick
But a sonnet she aint got quite yet.

Written to & about me by a friend who can write proper poetry.


To be perfectly honest, I had never heard of a triolet. So I looked it up!
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To be perfectly honest, I had never heard of a triolet. So I looked it up!
Good for you, those are easy.
 
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