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15-12-2019, 11:22 PM
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Thank you JBR and you are so polite - welcome to 'borrow' it - share the joy LOL
Yes, I am indeed polite.
Unless Solash and others raise their ugly heads.

Where are they, by the way?
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17-12-2019, 12:07 PM
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The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”

I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!”

He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”

I said, “No, she’s an optician!”
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17-12-2019, 07:11 PM
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The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”

I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!”

He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”

I said, “No, she’s an optician!”
Excellent...
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17-12-2019, 10:33 PM
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At Christmas time, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. Maybe that's why I'm no longer a fireman.
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17-12-2019, 10:39 PM
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Last night I was woken by a burglar looking for money in my house, ...so I got up and looked with him....
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17-12-2019, 10:48 PM
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Wise men?


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17-12-2019, 11:51 PM
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Wise men?
LOL! A new twist!
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18-12-2019, 09:56 AM
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My little Grandson told me this recently...

What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?

You can't dip an elephant in your tea
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18-12-2019, 10:10 AM
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My little Grandson told me this recently...

What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?

You can't dip an elephant in your tea
He's right, of course.
But there are other differences.

Elephants have trunks and biscuits don't.

I'm sure I could think of some other differences if I put my mind to it.
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