01-02-2020, 01:35 PM
1251
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Primus1
->
My friend Robbie shocked and hurt me. He told me today that I make people very uncomfortable and have no respect for personal space. I mean, what a thing to say to a friend? It totally ruined our bath
03-02-2020, 11:51 AM
1257
Re: Let's have a laugh
France awards D-Day veteran, 98, the Legion d'Honneur.“I was totally shocked at first, and was sure the French Government had made a mistake. I'm no hero. The real heroes on D-Day were the men who didn't come back. However, I am both proud and grateful to accept this honour on behalf of my fallen comrades,” said Obergruppenführer Franz Schmidt.
03-02-2020, 12:04 PM
1258
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
->
France awards D-Day veteran, 98, the Legion d'Honneur.“I was totally shocked at first, and was sure the French Government had made a mistake. I'm no hero. The real heroes on D-Day were the men who didn't come back. However, I am both proud and grateful to accept this honour on behalf of my fallen comrades,” said Obergruppenführer Franz Schmidt.
More than an element of truth.
03-02-2020, 07:15 PM
1260
Re: Let's have a laugh
A 7 year-old and a 4 year-old are in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year-old, "I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you." "Okay," replies the 4 year-old. In the kitchen, when the mother asks the 7 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he answers, "I'll have Coco Pops, bitch." *WHACK* He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out. The mother looks at the 4 year-old & sternly asks, "And what do you want?" "Dunno," he replies, "But it won't be f####g Coco Pops."|
|
