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25-08-2020, 06:28 PM
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My coffee went right through me this morning. I'm quite pleased with the result actually!

Very creative result -- dont get that with McDonald's!!
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25-08-2020, 07:23 PM
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My coffee went right through me this morning. I'm quite pleased with the result actually!

Good un.
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26-08-2020, 09:55 PM
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What has four letters, sometimes nine letters, but never has five letters.
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26-08-2020, 10:27 PM
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What has four letters, sometimes nine letters, but never has five letters.
Correct! (nothing has 7 letters?)
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26-08-2020, 10:36 PM
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Correct! (nothing has 7 letters?)
Well done! I did toy with adding a question mark, but that would have been incorrect.

BTW, lots of words have 7 letters! 'Letters', for example.
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26-08-2020, 10:56 PM
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Well done! I did toy with adding a question mark, but that would have been incorrec.
A question mark is punctuation, not a letter, so I reckon we're good with that one
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27-08-2020, 09:50 AM
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A question mark is punctuation, not a letter, so I reckon we're good with that one
Yes, but leaving out a question mark makes it a statement, which gives the game away!
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02-09-2020, 12:43 PM
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STANDARD PROCEDURE ::
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill.
Finally,
the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,'
he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky,
but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure,
but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a time, someone asked,
'How much will a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded,
'$5,000 for a male brain;
$200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward.

Some of the men actually had to'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.
A man unable to control his curiosity,
finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
'Why is the male brain
so much more than a female brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, '
It's just standard pricing procedure.
We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
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02-09-2020, 06:06 PM
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Accidentally went to the supermarket on an empty stomach. I'm now the proud owner of aisle 3!
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My insomnia is awful, but on the plus side only three more sleeps till Christmas!
 
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