27-07-2019, 12:34 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by effingpot
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Nice video to say goodbye to Theresa May!https://youtu.be/m0f1xEnLM08
28-07-2019, 05:34 AM
752
Re: Let's have a laugh
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.Well for example, the other day I went into town and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on son, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued
writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.
28-07-2019, 11:05 AM
753
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.Well for example, the other day I went into town and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on son, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued
writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.
I might give that a try.
02-08-2019, 05:15 PM
759
Re: Let's have a laugh
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.
He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
Why are you stopping'? She whispered.
He whispered back, 'I found the remote'
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