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29-08-2020, 09:54 PM
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Re: I got stung.

Originally Posted by JBR ->
I'm relieved that you clarified that you do have two nipples!
Yep two, the requisite, don't stop a geezer being one big tit though.
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29-08-2020, 09:56 PM
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Re: I got stung.

I heard this one laughing as it flew by, Dongle, so I reckon he could be the culprit.


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29-08-2020, 10:50 PM
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Re: I got stung.

Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
So you have more than the average number of nipples?
Indeed I do. I am fortunate to have four.

Although two of them are on Marge.
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30-08-2020, 12:07 AM
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Re: I got stung.

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Nasty things.

Then again, I'm sure it must have been your fault: swinging your arms in gay abandon and striking it on its poor bottom.
I knew it had to be your fault, Longdogs. This surely explains it.

Glad you survived.
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30-08-2020, 12:17 AM
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Re: I got stung.

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Yep two, the requisite, don't stop a geezer being one big tit though.

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30-08-2020, 12:27 AM
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Re: I got stung.

last year,while I was hanging out my washing I saw a wasp then felt a sting in my armpit...oh it was really sore,, I called to hubby...see if there's a wasp up my sleeve...of course his reply was...why would you want a wasp up your sleeve....and they say if you ignore them ,they wont touch you....well they wont touch me now , if I see them first
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30-08-2020, 08:38 AM
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Re: I got stung.

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Nasty things.

Then again, I'm sure it must have been your fault: swinging your arms in gay abandon and striking it on its poor bottom.

Seriously, though. I have been stung twice that I remember, at least since childhood.

A few years ago I was stung by a bumble bee for no apparent reason. I was doing some sawing outside when it stung me. I can only assume my arm must have struck it.

More recently, on the roof of our conservatory wearing a T-shirt, whilst applying some Flexacryl on a hot sunny day, I felt a sting in my armpit followed by a wasp flying away. I assume it had become trapped and panicked.

Horrible things.
I bet that hurt under the armpit.
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30-08-2020, 08:38 AM
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Re: I got stung.

Originally Posted by JBR ->
I'm relieved that you clarified that you do have two nipples!
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30-08-2020, 08:40 AM
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Re: I got stung.

Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
So you have more than the average number of nipples?


Nubbin unusual about that.
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30-08-2020, 08:41 AM
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Re: I got stung.

Originally Posted by Mups ->
I heard this one laughing as it flew by, Dongle, so I reckon he could be the culprit.


That does look a bit like the fella Mups.
 
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