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15-04-2019, 02:09 PM
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Not so long since the dreaded Twink arrived with her stanley blades.
She's back
This time with a butcher knive ...
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15-04-2019, 02:12 PM
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Wow Sugar, sort them out.
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Well it looks like we have stirred these men sufficiently to make sure they need an early night tonight...... and Mups will be back then to sort them out!

Hope she has enough tranquilizers to put in their cocoa, as there has been an increase in number today!
I have painted a fake road from the front of Mup's car to the Isle of Wight ferry so she might not be back today.
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15-04-2019, 04:06 PM
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She's back
This time with a butcher knive ...
Where's me giant electromagnet?
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15-04-2019, 04:10 PM
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Where's me giant electromagnet?
Be careful Dongle. I may not be going for your leggings this time.....I have my eye on your polo neck sweater!
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15-04-2019, 04:23 PM
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Right! I have a bone to pick with you, Dongle!

I thought I was going to visit a nice farm. Kept following the signs saying Cowes, and thought I'd be there in time to watch the milking.

I got horrible lost though, and after asking the local Policeman, much to my embarrassment, I discovered that it wasn't milking cows I was going to at all, but a different Cows altogether . . . it was Cowes on the Isle of Wight!!

After my butler arrived with the helicopter to escort me home, I saw the post about your cunning plan to lay a false road outside my house, for me to follow.

I hope you are suitable ashamed of yourself. Misleading a lovely lady like moi, making me goes hundreds of miles out of my way and getting lost.

Revenge will be sweet, I can assure you. Keep looking over your shoulder young man!


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15-04-2019, 04:24 PM
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Be careful Dongle. I may not be going for your leggings this time.....I have my eye on your polo neck sweater!


Twink, after what he did to me this afternoon, p-l-e-a-s-e let me assist you.

I will sit on him while you do the necessary.

That'll tame him for a while.
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15-04-2019, 04:30 PM
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Thank heaven you are back Mups, we have had an army of men through here today:-

Judd, Dongle, EZ, Ploppy & maybe a few others!
I know they are no better than tin soldiers, but we haven't had the time for a cup of tea!
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My soldiers are made of lead. Heavy but EZ to bend.
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15-04-2019, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Twink, after what he did to me this afternoon, p-l-e-a-s-e let me assist you.

I will sit on him while you do the necessary.

That'll tame him for a while.
Maybe a better idea is for us to put the bits of his leggings back in place & we could superglue them back together.

I wonder how many hairs will be torn from his legs. when he tries to take them off!

Still it is a free waxing for him!
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