15-04-2019, 04:23 PM
Re: Last to post wins
Right! I have a bone to pick with you, Dongle!
I thought I was going to visit a nice farm. Kept following the signs saying Cowes, and thought I'd be there in time to watch the milking.
I got horrible lost though, and after asking the local Policeman, much to my embarrassment, I discovered that it wasn't milking cows I was going to at all, but a different Cows altogether . . . it was Cowes on the Isle of Wight!!
After my butler arrived with the helicopter to escort me home, I saw the post about your cunning plan to lay a false road outside my house, for me to follow.
I hope you are suitable ashamed of yourself. Misleading a lovely lady like moi, making me goes hundreds of miles out of my way and getting lost.
Revenge will be sweet, I can assure you. Keep looking over your shoulder young man!