23-07-2019, 10:05 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we’re ready to go on the trucks.”“From now on,” he said, “we’re going to run this house the same way.” “When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we’re going to make love all night.”
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, “Bell 1!” and his wife took off her clothes. “Bell 2,” and his wife jumped into bed. “Bell 3,” and they began to make love. After two minutes his wife yelled, “Bell 4!”
“What the hell is Bell 4?” the husband asks.
“Roll out more hose,” she replied, “you’re nowhere near the fire!
Women tell the rudest jokes!
24-07-2019, 10:54 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by JBR
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You're not going to put up with that, are you Richmond? 
Woman to her husband while at it:"Say dirty things to me!"
Man:"Kitchen, Bathroom, Living room......"
24-07-2019, 03:17 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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I'm sure he won't.Woman to her husband while at it:"Say dirty things to me!"
Man:"Kitchen, Bathroom, Living room......"
25-07-2019, 08:13 AM
740
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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WRONG again Mr. P! - and you only had two choices LOL!!!
My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
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