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I'm feeling a bit of a connection here Floydy. I'm wondering if your swivel heads also bounce when they walk (Re; my bouncy teenagers thread) as though they are about to fall forward so have to catch up with their legs.
As for the starers, I stand it for a while then settle down for a contest making sure I blink as little as possible.