What Would You Do If You saw Your Neighbour With Someone Who Wasn’t His Wife?

You go to a country pub and as you walk in, you notice your next door neighbour, holding hands across the table with a very attractive lady who is not his wife.

Do you pretend you haven’t seen them and maybe leave the pub?

Confront them and ask him, what the hell he is doing?

Give him the thumbs up, wink and say, ‘Nice one’!

Ring up his wife and tell her, or ring up your other neighbours and ask if they knew, he’d got a bit on the side and why hadn’t they told you?

Mind your own business and ignore them but always see him in a different light?

Something else?

Funny and serious replies are welcome!

Re: What Would You Do If You saw Your Neighbour With Someone Who Wasn’t His Wife?

Depends how attractive the neighbours wife was...

Re: What Would You Do If You saw Your Neighbour With Someone Who Wasn’t His Wife?

None of my business, could be the man's sister or cousin.

Re: What Would You Do If You saw Your Neighbour With Someone Who Wasn’t His Wife?

A sensible??? answer first....

The lady could be his sister and he was taking her out for a birthday drink.

Re: What Would You Do If You saw Your Neighbour With Someone Who Wasn’t His Wife?

I would wave and let him know I had seen him, his reaction would be a good indication of whether it's his sister or not.

Re: What Would You Do If You saw Your Neighbour With Someone Who Wasn’t His Wife?

Good reply Zelda

Re: What Would You Do If You saw Your Neighbour With Someone Who Wasn’t His Wife?

None of my business.
Course if he saw me in the pub........

Re: What Would You Do If You saw Your Neighbour With Someone Who Wasn’t His Wife?

I would ask - "Who's the Doris?"

Re: What Would You Do If You saw Your Neighbour With Someone Who Wasn’t His Wife?

None of my business and I would do nothing. If he saw me I would say hello.

Re: What Would You Do If You saw Your Neighbour With Someone Who Wasn’t His Wife?

I agree Primus. In other words.... the answer is 'something else'