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21-09-2019, 08:22 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

The following applicants have been rejected, as they are completely unsuitable.

Diane Abbott...Jo Brand...Anna Soubry... Gemma Collins...Jeremy Corbyn.... John Bercow.... Emily Thornberry.....Nicola Sturgeon.
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22-09-2019, 03:46 PM
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Apparently those wishing to employ such people have never considered the concept of "ugly naked".

All that squatting and odd bending that goes with household chores.

Ewww.

Anyone who has been out in public lately knows that we should be wearing more clothes not less . Maybe I can get someone to pay me an hourly wage to keep my clothes on!
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23-09-2019, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Surfermom ->
Apparently those wishing to employ such people have never considered the concept of "ugly naked".

All that squatting and odd bending that goes with household chores.

Ewww.

Anyone who has been out in public lately knows that we should be wearing more clothes not less . Maybe I can get someone to pay me an hourly wage to keep my clothes on!
No chance!
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24-09-2019, 11:57 AM
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Well at least you wouldn't have to wash your work clothes every week....
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24-09-2019, 12:53 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

Looking at my bleach splashed clothing I have ruined working with my clothes on I am not sure I want to put my skin in danger with the products Mind it would guarantee I'd get my work space to my self no people hanging around stopping me singing as I work.
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24-09-2019, 01:29 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

I might apply for the job. 45 bucks an hour sounds terrific.
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24-09-2019, 01:35 PM
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Wow , perfect timing , I been looking for a job ..
I could make good money doing this job. Plus I can open up another
business on the side .. renting dark eye glasses .
The clients would have to pay me more money to put my clothes back on .
or rent my dark eyes glasses for 25£ and hour
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24-09-2019, 02:58 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
I might apply for the job. 45 bucks an hour sounds terrific.
You can leave your hat on.

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24-09-2019, 03:06 PM
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Re: Need a few squid for Christmas?

On my head, or where?
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On my head, or where?
I reckon sugarbug should decide that.
 
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