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30-12-2019, 03:13 PM
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Rap for 2019?

My first attempt at becoming a rapper?

Sydney is smokin
Delhi is chokin
Hong Kongs protestin
Londons congestin
Venice is sinkin
The ice caps are shrinkin
Leaders are jawing
While Greenland is thawin
The oceans are heatin
While Trump is a-tweetin
The coral is dying
While people keep flyin
We have no solution
To all this pollution
Rain forests are shrinkin
The rivers are stinkin
Politicians keep sayin
The Pope he keeps prayin
We have such potential
But our growths exponential
The planets not copin
With what people are hopin
Doctors keep tryin
To keep us from dyin
And if we do peg off
From a nasty cough
They bring us back by RESUSITATION
And then restore our CIRCULATION????

Happy new year!
Donkeyman!
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30-12-2019, 05:45 PM
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Re: Rap for 2019?

Hey I can dig it man.

HAPPY NEW YEAR to you to DM
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30-12-2019, 06:23 PM
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Re: Rap for 2019?

Excellent Donkey.

No sex or swearing though,so it won't be a hit.
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30-12-2019, 07:59 PM
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Re: Rap for 2019?

Originally Posted by longfellow ->
Hey I can dig it man.

HAPPY NEW YEAR to you to DM
Same to you too Longfellow, l still listen to your selections! Will try
to put it to music, do you think the ukelele will be suitable?
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30-12-2019, 08:02 PM
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Re: Rap for 2019?

Originally Posted by Psmith ->
Excellent Donkey.

No sex or swearing though,so it won't be a hit.
I can easily rectify those faults Psmith!
Should l bother though?

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31-12-2019, 03:26 PM
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Re: Rap for 2019?

Originally Posted by Donkeyman ->
My first attempt at becoming a rapper?

Sydney is smokin
Delhi is chokin
Hong Kongs protestin
Londons congestin
Venice is sinkin
The ice caps are shrinkin
Leaders are jawing
While Greenland is thawin
The oceans are heatin
While Trump is a-tweetin
The coral is dying
While people keep flyin
We have no solution
To all this pollution
Rain forests are shrinkin
The rivers are stinkin
Politicians keep sayin
The Pope he keeps prayin
We have such potential
But our growths exponential
The planets not copin
With what people are hopin
Doctors keep tryin
To keep us from dyin
And if we do peg off
From a nasty cough
They bring us back by RESUSITATION
And then restore our CIRCULATION????

Happy new year!
Donkeyman!

Ive just completed another verse and inserted it, can you see
where?

Sydneys smokin
Delhis chokin
Hong Kongs protestin
Londons congestin
Venices sinkin
The ice caps shrinkin
Leaders r jawin
While greenlands a thawin
The oceans r heatin
While Trump is a tweetin
The coral is dyin
But people keep flyin
We have no solution
To all this pollution
Refugees need feedin
But people keep breedin
The jews r unitin
While arabs r fightin
Whales r recoverin
But Japs r re blubberin
Rain forests r shrinkin
The rivers r stinkin
Politicians keep sayin
The Pope he keeps prayin
We have such potential
But our growths exponential
The planets not cope in
With what people r hopin
Doctors r trying to keep us from dyin
And if we do peg off- with a nasty cough
They bring us back, by RESUSITATION
And then restore our CIRCULATION!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Donkeyman!
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01-01-2020, 01:05 PM
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Donkeyman I think it's great,we need a pint to celebrate.
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01-01-2020, 04:29 PM
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Re: Rap for 2019?

We saw a Genesis tribute (Genesis Connected) on Saturday evening playing a mix of Genesis, Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, and Mike & The Mechanics tracks. Excellent tribute band if you like the music, which I do in the main.
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01-01-2020, 06:24 PM
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Re: Rap for 2019?

Originally Posted by Percy Vere ->
We saw a Genesis tribute (Genesis Connected) on Saturday evening playing a mix of Genesis, Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, and Mike & The Mechanics tracks. Excellent tribute band if you like the music, which I do in the main.
I will google it Percy!
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15-01-2020, 12:58 PM
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Re: Rap for 2019?

Originally Posted by Dobbin ->
Donkeyman I think it's great,we need a pint to celebrate.
Hi Dob, bring yer ukelele and l'll see yer down there, l'll bring the
music!
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