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01-03-2020, 09:09 PM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by realspeed ->
What preparation have you made incase we are invaded from outer space?
None required. If any landed here they would see our awful weather
and soon return to where they came from!
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01-03-2020, 09:10 PM
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Re: Alien attack

Just because some sewers have backed up that is no reason for a bit of sewage, between friends, to spoil things.
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01-03-2020, 09:13 PM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Are we to assume they'll be friendly?

They might be nasty critters, or heard space gossip and rumors about what humanity is like and just flatten us out of existence. .. attack us from space .... infect us with a disease.
It's when the female of the species starts twisting my ears I should worry.
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01-03-2020, 09:17 PM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
fruit shortcake or ginger nuts?
Jammie Dodgers and Chocolate Chip Cookies. Sure to overcome any bad intentions.
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01-03-2020, 09:17 PM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
It's when the female of the species starts twisting my ears I should worry.
Only if she's a midget ... and only knee high Longy.
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01-03-2020, 09:17 PM
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Re: Alien attack

As someone once said ( I can't be bothered to look up who it was)

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
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01-03-2020, 09:18 PM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by mart ->
Jammie Dodgers and Chocolate Chip Cookies. Sure to overcome any bad intentions.
I reckon they will take you to their leader for a jammy dodger.
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01-03-2020, 09:19 PM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Only if she's a midget ... and only knee high Longy.

Mmmm
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01-03-2020, 09:23 PM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by mart ->
I've got some rather nice biscuits to offer them in the spirit of friendship.
The scene with Bugs bunny and the Aliens come to mind here.

If Aliens landed and saw you giving them a biscuit, they might misinterpret as something else and do the same to you as they do to bugs bunny lol. You need to watch the to see what i mean (the scene in question starts at 1:18)

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01-03-2020, 09:35 PM
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Re: Alien attack

Working on making some metal shorts....the anal probing don’t ya know...
 
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