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OMG, some of these posts really made me laugh today.
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A man loses both his ears in a freak accident, the surgeon tells him he can replace them with two new fully transplanted ears, and they have a donor ready .
A few days later the bandages are removed and amazingly he can hear everything crystal clear.
But as the day goes on he realises something's not right .
He says to the doc "I can hear, but just don't seem to understand anything now"
The doc says "I'm sorry sir that's because those ears once belonged to a woman "
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Originally Posted by judd ->
a man loses both his ears in a freak accident, the surgeon tells him he can replace them with two new fully transplanted ears, and they have a donor ready .
A few days later the bandages are removed and amazingly he can hear everything crystal clear.
But as the day goes on he realises something's not right .
He says to the doc "i can hear, but just don't seem to understand anything now"
the doc says "i'm sorry sir that's because those ears once belonged to a woman "
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It pays to listen


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Originally Posted by Judd ->
It pays to listen


That could be me!
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What did the constipated pirate's parrot say every morning .....



"Faeces at eight, faeces at eight ......."

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What did the constipated pirate's parrot say every morning .....



"Faeces at eight, faeces at eight ......."



Oi! Hang on!

What are you, a mere woman, doing posting on Jokes for Blokes?
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Oi! Hang on!

What are you, a mere woman, doing posting on Jokes for Blokes?
Oh so Can't post here?
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Oh so Can't post here?
Well... possibly...

I suppose...

but, you'd have to agree to becoming an honorary man.

Subject to the agreement of the other gentleman members, of course.
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Well... possibly...

I suppose...

but, you'd have to agree to becoming an honorary man.

Subject to the agreement of the other gentleman members, of course.
In order to become an honorary Gentleman you're going to need some 'Tackle' Sweetie Pie.........

Here, you can have mine, Mrs Fox has finished with it...
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