29-08-2018, 05:12 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by
Jem
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Isn’t it grand that I have a shed to go to Gummy me auld chummy, there’s manys the poor soul without roof nor rafter to shelter their feeble frames from old mother nature. And now with Winter’s bitter grip within grasp, I think back fondly of the many happy hours of solitude that sturdy old shack provided for mise (Irish of me) My fervent wish is that my grandsons shall share some of the comfort and joy that i have experienced in my beloved shed. A man without a shed is like a Fish without a tail.
Give me a shed where no buffalo roam
And the beer and the whiskey flow free
Where seldom is heard, a wife’s nagging word
And you don’t have to listen to Gummy all day.
sounds like a fishy tail to me? - now that's we've finished with all the accolades and genuflecting can we get back to good old bashin each other on here?
a shed where the buffalo roam ? - you'll need a pretty steady shed Jem if ya don't want to be trampled under hoof!
give me a hoof , where the garden sheds roam
and I'll trample it into the mud
mud glorious mud nothing quite like it for cooling the adure
have you ever fancied a women with a mud pack on her face?
No I thought not ; perish the thought - pinky eyes staring from a mud patch - that's enough to cool the adure !
where am I going with this one?
oh yes RJ is back in the fold
been out too long in the cold
he's walked hampshire lanes
nearly drove himself sane
and now his cup doth overflow!
yes I know it doesn't rhyme
it doesn't have to all the thyme
it 's call writing from the heart not from the head
and now I've lost the thread zzzzzz and I think must go tozzzzzzzzzzz