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But the frog had been banned from his pub
Which made him upset as he liked the grub
He sneakled in round the back
But tripped over the coat rack
And ended up in a big tub.
But just then, old Bertie passed by
And pulled Frog out with a sigh
the kiss of life, he did give
Which Frog found invasive
But enabled him to then catch a fly.
Bertie waved and continued his walk
Then in a field he saw a great hawk
Which swooped down on his head
Thinking Bertie's hair could make a bed
And as it stole Bert's hair, the bird gave a squawk