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Old Supporter
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Bedfordshire UK
Joined: Jun 2015
Posts: 544
04-12-2019, 09:54 AM
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Re: Groaner Jokes
Chap went to the doctors and said "A load of books fell on my head"
Doctor said "Well you've only your shelf to blame"
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
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05-12-2019, 12:30 AM
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Re: Groaner Jokes
Groaner indeed.
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Hampshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 105
07-12-2019, 02:24 PM
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Re: Groaner Jokes
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi
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Hampshire, UK
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07-12-2019, 02:29 PM
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Re: Groaner Jokes
Tis the season ... to top up Noddy Holder’s pension ...
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West Riding of Yorkshire
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21-12-2019, 12:00 PM
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Re: Groaner Jokes
I just bought a wig at a low cost
I didn't want toupee the full price
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Hampshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2016
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22-12-2019, 05:15 PM
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Re: Groaner Jokes
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
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yorkshire
Joined: May 2014
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22-12-2019, 05:17 PM
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
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York
Joined: Jul 2015
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22-12-2019, 05:59 PM
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Re: Groaner Jokes
what does Santa spend his wages on?
Jingle bills
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Hampshire, UK
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22-12-2019, 07:13 PM
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Re: Groaner Jokes
Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.
Cop: You ARE the lawyer.
Lawyer: So where’s my present?
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22-12-2019, 07:23 PM
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Re: Groaner Jokes
My wife has left me because of my obsession with Battleships.
It’s never happened B4.
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