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10-06-2021, 09:44 PM
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No "perhaps" about it.

Don't let it happen again!!
I'll let my willy wander wherever and whenever it wants thank you very much.
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10-06-2021, 09:45 PM
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"Willywander"!!! I'm going to use that in conversation tomorrow
You're going to get yourself thrown out of that church one day.





Actually, here too.... bye bye!!
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10-06-2021, 09:47 PM
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"Willywander"!!! I'm going to use that in conversation tomorrow
LD may use it in conservation.
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10-06-2021, 09:48 PM
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I'll let my willy wander wherever and whenever it wants thank you very much.
Eewwww! Not going to YOUR shop then!

(Gross story alert - look away if you are of a sensitive nature)

There was a fellow got sacked from the local kebab shop recently for being very inventive with the kebab ingredients.

Thankfully I loathe kebabs anyway, but still.....gives me the boke
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10-06-2021, 09:55 PM
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I'll let my willy wander wherever and whenever it wants thank you very much.


On second thought, go right ahead.
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10-06-2021, 10:40 PM
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I'll let my willy wander wherever and whenever it wants thank you very much.


And while you mention this most distasteful subject in the company of ladies, allow me to tell you of something I saw in today's paper.

A man was unfaithful to his wife, so she chopped his willy off and fried it in oil!! 'Tis true apparently, though it wasn't in this country.

So anyone who feels so inclined to willy wander . . . think twice!
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10-06-2021, 10:54 PM
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Ah well, another day done, so time for me bed.

I would be grateful if some of you blokes turned over a new leaf and made an effort to do something useful tomorrow - like volunteering to assist me painting my fences and gates.
After all, when did you do anything worthwile ey?

I will leave you to think about it.
Goodnight.


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11-06-2021, 06:05 AM
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Mornin Geezers, anyone up to slapping a bit of creosote on Mups's Larch Lap,,,,,, thought not, what's this world coming to. Bran today, for some reason the Alpen box is half the size of the Bran Box, and twice the price, but, just the same at keeping a Geezer Frequent.
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good morning geezers, this thread don't 'alf get out of hand in an evening
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