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18-10-2010, 04:45 PM
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If my body were a Car ......

If my body were a car ...... this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.


My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.


My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.


My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.


It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.


But here's the worst of it ......


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!


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18-10-2010, 04:54 PM
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Re: If my body were a Car ......

If my body were a car it would be in the crusher by now!
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18-10-2010, 05:00 PM
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Re: If my body were a Car ......

LOL.

Are you sure elastoplast would not suffice???


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18-10-2010, 05:05 PM
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Re: If my body were a Car ......

Originally Posted by Rainbow ->
LOL.

Are you sure elastoplast would not suffice???


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No my dear it is too far gone for that!
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18-10-2010, 05:10 PM
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Re: If my body were a Car ......

Shhhhhhh, we won't let anyone else know!!!



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18-10-2010, 05:31 PM
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Re: If my body were a Car ......

Originally Posted by Rainbow ->
Shhhhhhh, we won't let anyone else know!!!



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Don't worry it is obvious to everyone!
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18-10-2010, 05:37 PM
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Re: If my body were a Car ......

some old cars need to be cranked before they run
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18-10-2010, 05:47 PM
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Re: If my body were a Car ......

OG, If someone takes the time to nurture an 'old car' tenderly, it can turn into a CLASSIC - and go on parade with admiration - a shining example of vintage beauty!


(Then again, it may be useful for the odd spare nut & bolt)!


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18-10-2010, 10:09 PM
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Re: If my body were a Car ......

If I was a car it'd be one that has a dent on the inside lol - if it wasn't for these tummy pains I'd be fine
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19-10-2010, 09:04 AM
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Re: If my body were a Car ......

Think you have a thing about cars, Rainbow

If I was a car I would be choosey who would drive!
 
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