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14-10-2020, 09:42 AM
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Poor Oscar did bark and yelp
A young man ran over to help
But the hawk was too quick
And was off in a tick
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14-10-2020, 01:43 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Poor Oscar did bark and yelp
A young man ran over to help
But the hawk was too quick
And was off in a tick
But dropped him in some kelp.



Oscar sat up and looked around
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14-10-2020, 01:47 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Oscar sat up and looked around
"Crikey me, aren't I the lucky hound"
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14-10-2020, 02:39 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Oscar sat up and looked around
"Crikey me, aren't I the lucky hound"
I made got a soft landing
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14-10-2020, 03:39 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Oscar sat up and looked around
"Crikey me, aren't I the lucky hound"
I made a soft landing
On someone's hard standing
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14-10-2020, 03:52 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Oscar sat up and looked around
"Crikey me, aren't I the lucky hound"
I made a soft landing
On someone's hard standing
And I made nary a sound

The witch's night will soon be here
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14-10-2020, 04:44 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The witch's night will soon be here
With ghosts and ghouls and all things queer
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14-10-2020, 06:01 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The witch's night will soon be here
With ghosts and ghouls and all things queer
The broomsticks well oiled
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14-10-2020, 06:47 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The witch's night will soon be here
With ghosts and ghouls and all things queer
The broomsticks well oiled
And underwear soiled
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14-10-2020, 09:25 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The witch's night will soon be here
With ghosts and ghouls and all things queer
The broomsticks well oiled
And underwear soiled
On their sticks Mups & Tabs disappear


Make sure you have plenty of sweets
 
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