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15-10-2020, 11:29 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A witch took a ride on her broom
Then crashed into Judd's living room
She made a right mess
And scattered his Chess
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16-10-2020, 09:12 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A witch took a ride on her broom
Then crashed into Judd's living room
She made a right mess
And scattered his Chess
And with clenched fist shouted out “Boom”


On her broom she yelled “up and away”
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16-10-2020, 01:00 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

On her broom she yelled "up and away"
I couldn't persuade her to stay
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16-10-2020, 04:17 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

On her broom she yelled "up and away"
I couldn't persuade her to stay
She flew through the night
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16-10-2020, 06:04 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

On her broom she yelled "up and away"
I couldn't persuade her to stay
She flew through the night
To give some children a fright
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16-10-2020, 11:02 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

On her broom she yelled "up and away"
I couldn't persuade her to stay
She flew through the night
To give some children a fright
Then had a kip in some hay.


She slept and had a strange dream
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17-10-2020, 08:12 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She slept and had a strange dream
She was floating along on a stream
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17-10-2020, 11:13 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She slept and had a strange dream
She was floating along on a stream
When a toad stopped and said
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17-10-2020, 11:14 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She slept and had a strange dream
She was floating along on a stream
When a toad stopped and said
I thought you were dead
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17-10-2020, 12:54 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She slept and had a strange dream
She was floating along on a stream
When a toad stopped and said
I thought you were dead
At least that was my little scheme.

She said "I'm calling the cops!"
 
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