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17-10-2020, 01:13 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She said " I'm calling the cops!"
And at that, off the toad hops
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17-10-2020, 04:38 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She said " I'm calling the cops!"
And at that, off the toad hops
With the widest of grins, it said
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17-10-2020, 07:38 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She said " I'm calling the cops!"
And at that, off the toad hops
With the widest of grins, it said
"You should fly off Beachy Head"
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17-10-2020, 08:43 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She said " I'm calling the cops!"
And at that, off the toad hops
With the widest of grins, it said
"You should fly off Beachy Head"
If you like belly flops.



So off the cliff he did dive
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17-10-2020, 09:31 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off the cliff he did dive
Good grief! Did he stay alive?
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17-10-2020, 10:44 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off the cliff he did dive
Good grief! Did he stay alive?
He swam off to France
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17-10-2020, 11:28 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off the cliff he did dive
Good grief! Did he stay alive?
He swam off to France
For a croissant perchance?
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18-10-2020, 07:17 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off the cliff he did dive
Good grief! Did he stay alive?
He swam off to France
For a croissant perchance?
Or to meet up with his lover named Clive.



So outside the bistro in Calais
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18-10-2020, 08:44 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So outside the bistro in Calais
With Clive he was getting real pally
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18-10-2020, 02:14 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So outside the bistro in Calais
With Clive he was getting real pally
He professed "Clive, Je t'adore"
 
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