Re: Limericks. (New).

Then Clive got a text from his bank
He'd max'd his account, his heart sank

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then Clive got a text from his bank
He'd max'd his account, his heart sank
He'd gone into the red

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then Clive got a text from his bank
He'd max'd his account, his heart sank
He's gone into the red
My wife will kill me, he said

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then Clive got a call from his bank
He'd max'd his account, his heart sank
He's gone into the red
My wife will kill me, he said
I'll get advice from my old pal Frank


But Frank hadn't seen him in years

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Frank hadn't seen him in years
And that last time he'd steadied his fears

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Frank hadn't seen him in years
And that last time he'd steadied his fears
Now young Clive had changed

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Frank hadn't seen him in years
And that last time he'd steadied his fears
Now young Clive had changed
He looked a bit deranged

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Frank hadn't seen him in years
And that last time he'd steadied his fears
Now young Clive had changed
He looked a bit deranged
And Frank just burst into tears


Whatever's the mater ,my friend

Re: Limericks. (New).

Whatever's the mater ,my friend
My back hurts, and now I can't bend

Re: Limericks. (New).

Whatever's the matter ,my friend
My back hurts, and now I can't bend
"Then better go see the quack"