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21-10-2020, 12:03 PM
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Whatever's the matter my friend
My back hurts, and now I can't bend
"Then better go see the quack
He'll fix your sore back
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21-10-2020, 02:08 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Whatever's the matter my friend
My back hurts, and now I can't bend
"Then better go see the quack
He'll fix your sore back
On that you can depend

So off to the doc's he went
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21-10-2020, 03:32 PM
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So off to the doctors he went
His energy levels near spent
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21-10-2020, 06:43 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the doctors he went
His energy levels near spent
Have you got a cure
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21-10-2020, 06:45 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the doctors he went
His energy levels near spent
Have you got a cure
Not if you're poor
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21-10-2020, 11:23 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the doctors he went
His energy levels near spent
Have you got a cure
Not if you're poor
He admitted he hadn't a cent.



"Then I cannot treat you" Doc said
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21-10-2020, 11:54 PM
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"Then I cannot treat you" Doc said
"You'd best get yourself home to bed"
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22-10-2020, 11:57 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Then I cannot treat you" Doc said
"You'd best get yourself home to bed"
But he felt like a pamper
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22-10-2020, 12:14 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Then I cannot treat you" Doc said
"You'd best get yourself home to bed"
But he felt like a pamper
So purchased a hamper
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22-10-2020, 12:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Then I cannot treat you" Doc said
"You'd best get yourself home to bed"
But he felt like a pamper
So purchased a hamper
And it was a really good spread.




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