Re: Limericks. (New).

The ad had said "batteries supplied"
But it actually said "batteries denied"

Re: Limericks. (New).

The ad had said "batteries supplied"
But it actually said "batteries denied"
So she put on some scent
and off to Asda she went

Re: Limericks. (New).

The ad had said "batteries supplied"
But it actually said "batteries denied"
So she put on some scent
and off to Asda she went
Forgetting her bare backside

To the knicker aisle she made her way

Re: Limericks. (New).

To the knicker aisle she made her way
"OMG" she heard a man say

Re: Limericks. (New).

To the knicker aisle she made her way
"OMG" she heard a man say
And with lockdown on, the aisle was shut

Re: Limericks. (New).

The ad had said "batteries supplied"
Now Aggie knew they had lied

Re: Limericks. (New).

To the knicker aisle she made her way
"OMG" she heard a man say
And with lockdown on, the aisle was shut
The shop was cold and so was her butt

Re: Limericks. (New).

To the knicker aisle she made her way
"OMG" she heard a man say
And with lockdown on, the aisle was shut
The shop was cold and so was her butt
She felt like starting an affray.



They had sold out of batteries as well

Re: Limericks. (New).

They had sold out of batteries as well
Which angered her more, you could tell

Re: Limericks. (New).

They had sold out of batteries as well
Which angered her more, you could tell
So she got on the bus