Re: Limericks. (New).

So he phoned up his pal from the pub
As he gave his bruises a rub
His pal soon turned up
With his St Bernard pup

Re: Limericks. (New).

So he phoned up his pal from the pub
As he gave his bruises a rub
His pal soon turned up
With his St Bernard pup
And said "Let's go down the Club."




He helped his mate up to his feet

Re: Limericks. (New).

He helped his mate up to his feet
And walked him down the street

Re: Limericks. (New).

He helped his mate up to his feet
And walked him down the street
"Me bikes smashed to bits"

Re: Limericks. (New).

He helped his mate up to his feet
And walked him down the street
"Me bikes smashed to bits"
"And it's taken the skin off me mitts"

Re: Limericks. (New).

He helped his mate up to his feet
And walked him down the street
"Me bike's smashed to bits"
"And it's taken the skin off me mitts
So I reckon I'm due a treat


So off to the club they did go

Re: Limericks. (New).

He helped his mate up to his feet
And walked him down the street
"Me bikes smashed to bits"
"And it's taken the skin off me mitts"




Oops, you beat me Paula.

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the club they did go
Just as it started to snow

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the club they did go
Just as it started to snow
Slipping and sliding they went

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the club they did go
Just as it started to snow
Slipping and sliding they went
With all their energy spent