28-01-2019, 01:04 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by JBR
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A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmith and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o' me whippet?"The goldsmith says he can, then asks, "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies, "Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
(I had to do the accent in my head)
28-01-2019, 04:52 PM
1017
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Pug
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Never mind,Judd..we'll teach t'buggers Yorkshire,lad.Reet...at roadworks,tha follows t'intructions,eh-up.
And it's eyup.
28-01-2019, 04:54 PM
1018
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Pug
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Never mind,Judd..we'll teach t'buggers Yorkshire,lad.Reet...at roadworks,tha follows t'intructions,eh-up.
"A Scotsman with the generosity wrung out of him."
28-01-2019, 05:28 PM
1019
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Judd
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"t'intructions" is Lancastrian as popularised by Peter Kay. In Yorkshire it's th'instructions, the `th` being used before a vowel. And it's eyup.
Yer right,spitty,'e's deffo fr'm that Yohkshur,innee,geezah..
...ain't got NO manners or clarss,them lot!
Azfer 'fankyou',HUH!...more likely t'be 'anded a Lady Godiva!
I finkyoo gottit SQUARE on the 'ed,Bes!
[bleedin' norv'nurz...ungratf'l WANKAHZ,the lottovem]
28-01-2019, 05:30 PM
1020
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Pug
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You MISERABLE,UNGRATEFUL SOD!Yer right,pal,'e's deffo fr'm that Yohkshur,innee.
...ain't got NO manners or clarss,them lot!
Azfer 'fankyou',HUH!...more likely t'be 'anded a Lady Godiva!
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