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Any help or advice will be appreciated, although you all need to remember that I really like the men to suffer.
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A forlorn hope Twink.

You may be scary, but the others aren't

Mups is a shameless Hussy, chasing young fit builders and the like.

Her dogs are even worse, anybodies for a biscuit.

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03-04-2018, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
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A forlorn hope Twink.

You may be scary, but the others aren't

Mups is a shameless Hussy, chasing young fit builders and the like.

Her dogs are even worse, anybodies for a biscuit.

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Oh didn't I mention, all the ladies have enrolled for my "How to be scary" classes. A few of them are getting top marks too!
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03-04-2018, 06:50 PM
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I am in training, I have learnt how to crack the whip.
Twink is an excellent teacher. Thumb screws next.
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03-04-2018, 10:29 PM
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No combatants for tonight's jousting?
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I've got me beady eye on you Judster . . . I know you are there . . . I can smell that Lynx a mile off.
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03-04-2018, 10:53 PM
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Goodnight Lasters.
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03-04-2018, 11:14 PM
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I've got me beady eye on you Judster . . . I know you are there . . . I can smell that Lynx a mile off.

Yup. Lynx Black shower gel. Smells very nice and not as overpowering as Lynx Africa - that stuff could fell a bull at a hundred yards. It has a similar affect as tear gas.

Thinks........ spray the LTP with Lynx Africa to keep these wimmin out.

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03-04-2018, 11:23 PM
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Yup. Lynx Black shower gel. Smells very nice and not as overpowering as Lynx Africa - that stuff could fell a bull at a hundred yards. It has a similar affect as tear gas.

Thinks........ spray the LTP with Lynx Africa to keep these wimmin out.



Now you know you won't do that.
Just think - if you floored us delectable ladies, you'd be sitting here, all on your own, indescribably lonely, crying in your beer and within 24 hrs you'd be down on your knees, begging us to come back.

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now you know you won't do that.
just think - if you floored us delectable ladies, you'd be sitting here, all on your own, indescribably lonely, crying in your beer and within 24 hrs you'd be down on your knees, begging us to come back.


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03-04-2018, 11:33 PM
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Anyway, the floor is yours tonight thanks to my magnanimity. Up for work tomorrow so am off to me pit.

Will just leave this here.....



Must remember to bait it with a bottle of gin.
 



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