01-05-2019, 10:09 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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I have had enough of them today Mups.Do you remember the drink PLJ ( pure lemon juice)
well with Tezza, Longdogs & Judd we now have TLJ ( tainted lemon juice) because they are just as rotten!
Couldn't agree more Twink. TLJ.
01-05-2019, 10:11 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Bet you'd still love to give us a squeeze though wouldn't you? Eh? Eh?
You're right dongle, but not in the way you're thinking of.
We were thinking more along the lines of a giant fruit press.
That'll give all three of you a good squeeze - once and for all.
'Ere, I am thinking of looking for property in Norfolk.
I've always wanted to live by the sea.
What say you? You'll miss me y'know.
01-05-2019, 10:18 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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It's a known fact, David Attenborough did a whole series on it, how men change from when they are young and happy to how they become miserable old gits. All down to the woman factor apparently. You females just don't realise how us lovely men have to suffer just to keep the peace, let alone be last to post.
Doctor: When did they start?
Man: On my wedding day.
01-05-2019, 10:19 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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You're right dongle, but not in the way you're thinking of. We were thinking more along the lines of a giant fruit press.
That'll give all three of you a good squeeze - once and for all.
'Ere, I am thinking of looking for property in Norfolk.
I've always wanted to live by the sea.
What say you? You'll miss me y'know.
01-05-2019, 10:26 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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If you've got six fingers on each hand you'll fit in nicely.
On the other hand, I might move to Yorkshire.
Haha, did you see the panic on his face ladies?
Luv it.
Oh gawd, we've got Tezza paying a bed time visit now.
I should have known better than to tell you lot anything.
01-05-2019, 10:30 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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On the other hand, I might move to Yorkshire.Haha, did you see the panic on his face ladies?
Luv it.
01-05-2019, 10:39 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
The story was that the farmer was being pig-headed and wouldn't budge thus causing the motorway to go either side of his farm. Actually, the farm is built on a geological rock fault which would have been too difficult to overcome so they built around it instead.|
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