28-02-2020, 11:40 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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May I suggest getting yourself a powerful telescope? 
28-02-2020, 12:21 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Now look 'ere you, bloomin' pest, Tabby's just told you lot to scram yet you're back again.Did you think to bring some milk in with you - No, of course not. Well you could toddle off and get some milk for a start!
We then have a very long list of other jobs for you, so I suggest you get moving, sharpish.
Now off you go and get some milk, but don'thang about, make sure you're back in time to start out lunch.
Be gone with yer.
28-02-2020, 12:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Oh dear . . . sigh . . . looks like I shall have to go out in the pouring rain and get the milk meself then.
What happened to chivalry ey?
BTW, I have got a stiff neck. I could do with a nice neck massage.
Please note . . I said 'massage' NOT thrashing.
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And kindly remove that paint bucket from our door if you please!
28-02-2020, 02:28 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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What about putting Mups up in your shed for a few days and giving her one of those lamps you stick on your head, hence the Northern lights (She won't know the difference)
Perhaps there's a ditch she could stop in down your way? A lot warmer too.
28-02-2020, 04:09 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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What a damned shame... I've only just got rid of my shed (I set it on fire as part of the Brexit celebration at the end of January. My home-made beacon), otherwise she could have stayed for a night - the rent money would have come in handy.Perhaps there's a ditch she could stop in down your way? A lot warmer too.
28-02-2020, 05:00 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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No sign of any of the other urchins today either. I'm living the dream. 
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