08-10-2018, 05:01 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Pug
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Umm...[I know you'll all pile in on me for this,but,after reading those UK/EU threads,I see just how low we Brits can sink when 'discussing']...anyway...JEM...me auld mate -atoms.
Atoms are actually clusters,consisting of distributions of electrons,neutrons and protons-[none of which is 'round' btw]
Planets tend to be 'spheroid' in shape,due to the equator of any planet travelling faster than it's poles.
Corgis running on roundabouts actually run in straight lines,which are centrifugally drawn toward the central axis of spin.
However...your turn to get a ROUND in! Just attempting clarification,Jem-NOT putting anything/one down,so PLEEEEZE don't be annoyed. [Physics is my speciality]
Now that only leaves the bums and Boz-oooms, but I suppose they are not really round either when one comes to think about it, I think I’m losing me marbles, they were round but they’re not around anymore.
None of my business, but yes my friend it’s a shame to see a nation split right down the middle, I hope everything works out for the best for all in the long run, time tells all.
Lovely bit of verse there Sweetie.
08-10-2018, 08:39 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Pug
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Topic?Isn't that sort of a Crunchy,but with peanuts,Sweetie?
[and after all....What have the Romans ever done for us?!?]
08-10-2018, 09:58 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Speaking of which.I have recently taken up the study of birds with some observations on wing powered flight, mans true destiny in the air, we still have a lot to learn from mother nature, and that’s where the real lasting answers lie.
Think of the benefits to our conservation efforts if man could just flap his arms, soar into the deep blue yonder and off he goes to reach his destination.
I believe a Dr. Albert Ross is conducting secret experiments high up in the Swiss Alps, he’s crossing Monkeys with Eagles as a first step, then the result of such a combination will be mated with a real man, even if the result is another male, Dr. Ross is a great believer in political correctness.
By the way, the good Doctor tells me that an egg resulting from a Monkey and an Eagle mating is called a Megg.
It is hoped that when the Megg hatches it will be a Monkey with wings, this in itself will be a ground breaking achievement, good on ya Dr. Albert.
Michael “The Bird” O’Leary has been pestering Dr. Ross for some time now, asking him to get the Monkeys to swallow and digest strips of canvas before the mating process so that the flying Monkeys would have their own built in baggage department, but Ross would not hear tell of it.
I will keep you informed of any more developments on this exciting project. Interesting times eh?
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