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21-10-2017, 07:33 PM
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Giving Up Wine

Giving Up Wine


I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I must spend my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you to dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked.
'Won't your husband be furious with you for that. I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said,
'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a
woman looks like after she gives up shopping, hair
appointments, and wine.'
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21-10-2017, 07:44 PM
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Re: Giving Up Wine

I like that story.
I will NEVER give up wine.
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21-10-2017, 07:50 PM
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Re: Giving Up Wine

Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
I like that story.
I will NEVER give up wine.
Ditto
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21-10-2017, 07:55 PM
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Re: Giving Up Wine

Originally Posted by Greenhorn ->
Ditto
That was quick!!!!!
 



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