Condom on cigarette

Joan and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Joan: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Joan: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a couple of boxes of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, well over 85 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.

Re: Condom on cigarette

God, that was so funny. I laughed so hard tears ran down my cheeks. Thank you very much, Feey. I so needed a good laugh.