Re: Who Done It?
Interesting, Inspector, and funny you should say this.
I was on my way to visit you about another matter on the said afternoon, when I heard some yelling, and saw Mr. Biggun's hedge parting.
I was on the opposite pavement, and hadn't got my glasses on I admit, but I am sure there was a scruffy looking man with a beard poking something through the hedgerow. This would have been about 2.30 p.m.
I crossed over to get a better look, and to my utmost shock and horror, was confronted by this:
This rather vulgar man was laughing at me, and he was carrying a garden gnome under his left arm.
Another gentleman tried to trip the culprit up with his rake as he jumped up into an old green tractor, but he got away.
Hope that is of help. Poor Nigel. Poor Mr. Biggun.