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No it's not, it's a ridiculous observation, as are all the things you males think you can 'observe.'

Now then, which of you is going to get our tea tonight?
Hurry up and decide as I am starting to get a bit peckish.


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Oh dear looks like the lazy lumps have scarpered again. It's always the same as soon as doing any jobs is mentioned! Whoosh . . and they're gone.

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If only you had said something sooner Mups. I've already made and eaten my tea and very nice it was too.

If you chuck me a crust of bread, I'll wipe the gravy off the plate and send it to you.



Will I hell as like, I'll eat that too.

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Anyone would think we frightened them!
Cute little timid us.

(I bet you've already licked your plate clean to save washing it)

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Gi' o'er, you could strike matches off the lot of yer.

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Oi ... just because I've got stubbly legs and a stubbly chin it doesn't mean I can strike a light.

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A bloody good job too, what with all the noxious greenhouse gasses you emit. You would set off like a rocket.


Thinks...

Now, where could we find a bottle big enough to stick her in to fire her from?

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Crawler!

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You know him so well, Morti!

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Hands off our Morti!

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Au Contraire. I know him Tabbs. He's a fellow of infinite jest, and of most excellent fancy.

That's Shakespeare if you didn't know.