Re: How Many Do You Think Will Come To Your Funeral?

Funerals are there to help the living achieve closure. Usually it's a healthy closure, but if gloating is their closure then why deny them the pleasure because after all why should any of us care if we are gone?

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Nah. Maybe a wheelbarrow.

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At my wife’s funeral (cremation) I was amazed at the amount of people that were there. Some of them I did not even know.
I wondered if maybe my son had organised a ‘rent a mob’.

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None.

I'm just going to be burnt - noone present.

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If you're planning a handcart it seems you already know where you're going

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I am definitely going to my funeral. So at least one.

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It is burials that they use hand cart from the church or prayer hall to the hole in the ground.

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Same here except two will dig thegrave I don't want to be creamated

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Same here,but there's one or two I'd like to invite in with me.

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I was thinking more of the expression "We're all going to hell in a handcart"