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An old lady goes to the dentist, drops her panties then sits down and lifts and spreads her legs.

The dentist says, 'I'm not a gynaecologist, I'm a dentist!'

She says 'I know, that's why I'm here, I need my husband's teeth back!'
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And God said to Adam: "I've got some good news, and some bad news for you".

Adam asks: "What's the good news ?"

God, replies, " I've given you a brain AND a penis"

Adam: "Sounds great. What's the bad news ?"

God says: "I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time".
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08-08-2018, 05:43 AM
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yes that's wot the sailor said to the vicars daughter - who looked over her shoulder and said " you're not doin it proper - is it in?" - and he said altogether now [no he didn't say that part ]" well you said I would rather hand some"? " no said the VD " I said - YOU are rather hand some ...............oh never mind - I'll explain it laterly!
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I just had coffee with a young lady named Simile.
...I'm not really sure what I metaphor...
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OMG the welsh are not gonna like that one and I think yu have contravened new rule 27?
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
Well,Sweetie-sex with two is a twosome.
Sex with three,is a threesome.

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Originally Posted by Judd ->
An old lady goes to the dentist, drops her panties then sits down and lifts and spreads her legs.

The dentist says, 'I'm not a gynaecologist, I'm a dentist!'

She says 'I know, that's why I'm here, I need my husband's teeth back!'
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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly overhead And the guy says to the other " Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn't he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
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I went to help out at a 'Kleptomaniacs Anonymous' meeting,last night.

I had to stand-all the chairs had been taken.
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