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05-08-2018, 09:13 PM
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I was REALLY badly bullied at school,because I told my classmates I was going to be a billionaire by becoming invisible.


...if only they could see me now....
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05-08-2018, 09:20 PM
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Ok,try this one...who's famous for the quote;

"Luke;update the Force''.

WRONG!

It was actually Adobe Wan Kenobi
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05-08-2018, 09:33 PM
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See? my invisibility spell works!
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06-08-2018, 05:24 PM
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Well,Sweetie-sex with two is a twosome.
Sex with three,is a threesome.

....gumbud is handsome....
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08-08-2018, 12:06 PM
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I just had coffee with a young lady named Simile.
...I'm not really sure what I metaphor...
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10-08-2018, 08:49 PM
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I went to help out at a 'Kleptomaniacs Anonymous' meeting,last night.

I had to stand-all the chairs had been taken.
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POOR ol' Sweetie Pie...I really wasn't 'on the ball' last night.

She said to me "Pug,I've been a bad girl. I should be punished"

....so I loaded Windows 10 onto her laptop!!!...

BUGGER...
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11-08-2018, 07:33 AM
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Crank Gears 6.45

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OOPS Senior Moment

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12-08-2018, 03:24 PM
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hang on...there's already one exclusively for women-called 'The Duster'!?!

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