Re: Jokes for blokesAnd God said to Adam: "I've got some good news, and some bad news for you".
Re: Jokes for blokesyes that's wot the sailor said to the vicars daughter - who looked over her shoulder and said " you're not doin it proper - is it in?" - and he said altogether now [no he didn't say that part ]" well you said I would rather hand some"? " no said the VD " I said - YOU are rather hand some ...............oh never mind - I'll explain it laterly!
Re: Jokes for blokes
Re: Jokes for blokesTwo Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly overhead And the guy says to the other " Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn't he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"