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03-08-2020, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
Well Keates should have known. Reputed to have been try-sexual and to "have a swan in flight" given half a chance despite claims to the contrary.
I am probably going to regret asking - but - what on earth does that mean?
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03-08-2020, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
I am probably going to regret asking - but - what on earth does that mean?
I shall explain as delicately as I can.

It implies that he would engage in a sexual congress with a swan while it flew overhead.

Why a swan? I'll tell you. No idea!

As for try-sexual? He would allegedly try anything!
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03-08-2020, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
I shall explain as delicately as I can.

It implies that he would engage in a sexual congress with a swan while it flew overhead.

Why a swan? I'll tell you. No idea!

As for try-sexual? He would allegedly try anything!
It's great to see some comedy back on the old OFF
Or perhaps You should cut down on the wacky baccy AT,
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03-08-2020, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by May ->
It's great to see some comedy back on the old OFF
Or perhaps You should cut down on the wacky baccy AT,
No don't I like wacky folk
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03-08-2020, 12:26 PM
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Re: Life

Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
I shall explain as delicately as I can.

It implies that he would engage in a sexual congress with a swan while it flew overhead.

Why a swan? I'll tell you. No idea!

As for try-sexual? He would allegedly try anything!
What about the Crack of Dawn?
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03-08-2020, 12:38 PM
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What about the Crack of Dawn?
Leave her out of itl
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03-08-2020, 02:23 PM
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Don't talk to me about life." "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't." "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Marvin. Hitchhikers.
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03-08-2020, 03:20 PM
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Life is a conveyor belt,
We are put on it at the beginning,
Get sorted out or rejected whilst travelling along it,
And get dropped off at the end !

Donkeyman! 🤔🤔
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03-08-2020, 03:30 PM
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Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze

As sung by 10cc.
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03-08-2020, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Donkeyman ->
Life is a conveyor belt,
We are put on it at the beginning,
Get sorted out or rejected whilst travelling along it,
And get dropped off at the end !

Donkeyman! 🤔🤔
And there is no cuddly toy.
 
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