31-10-2016, 04:16 PM
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Bikers beware
A tough-looking group of bikers were out riding when they came across a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stop.The leader, a big burly man called Dave, gets off his bike and asks her "what are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide" the girl replied.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, Dave wasn't one to pass up an opportunity. He asks "why don't you give me a kiss before you jump?"
So she does - a long, deep and lingering kiss.
When she'd finished Dave says "wow, that was fantastic, best kiss I've ever had! You have a real talent there, you could be famous! Why do you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl...."
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