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08-09-2020, 10:00 AM
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I was just thinking that if scientists could modify food so the human body doesn't produce waste, think of the number of times you would not have to go to the loo. Saving on water and toilet paper to start with let alone do away with sewerage farms

. Guess where I was when this thought came into my mind!
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08-09-2020, 10:37 AM
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Stirring cake mix.
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08-09-2020, 12:19 PM
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I think with all this AI technology it's not the food that will be modified, it will be the humans....
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08-09-2020, 12:27 PM
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Someone has too much time on their hands.
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08-09-2020, 12:30 PM
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Re: Pause for thought

Originally Posted by realspeed ->
I was just thinking that if scientists could modify food so the human body doesn't produce waste, think of the number of times you would not have to go to the loo. Saving on water and toilet paper to start with let alone do away with sewerage farms

. Guess where I was when this thought came into my mind!
realspeed, You could still achieve saving on water and toilet paper.
You have a container fitted somewhere discretely on your body. Your waste is redirected here.
At whatever time is convenient to you, you walk out into your back garden and empty your container on the runner beans or wherever else needs fertilising!!
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08-09-2020, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
realspeed, You could still achieve saving on water and toilet paper.
You have a container fitted somewhere discretely on your body. The waste is redirected here.
At whatever time is convenient to you, you walk out into your back garden and empty your container on the runner beans or wherever else needs fertilising!!
Like a DIY colostomy bag with a tube down the trouser leg? Similar to the thing that POW's used in The Great Escape
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08-09-2020, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
Like a DIY colostomy bag with a tube down the trouser leg? Similar to the thing that POW's used in The Great Escape
Yeah! Then we just need to get it patented!
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08-09-2020, 12:36 PM
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Yeah! Then we just need to get it patented!
I'll do the talking and you can do the demo on Dragon's Den

Debbie will be our main hope as she loves all that recycling sh.te, literally in our bid!
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08-09-2020, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
Like a DIY colostomy bag with a tube down the trouser leg? Similar to the thing that POW's used in The Great Escape
I think at least one of The Dragons would probably finance this
this idea.

I think it's a crap business venture.
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08-09-2020, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by reg ->
I think at least one of The Dragons would probably finance this
this idea.

I think it's a crap business venture.

Reg, Does this mean you are poo-pooing our brilliant idea?
 
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