Re: Limericks. (New).

So Nel went to get a new drill
For a tooth, she needed to fill

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Nel went to get a new drill
For a tooth, she needed to fill
She swigged a large glass of whisky

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Nel went to get a new drill
For a tooth, she needed to fill
She swigged a large glass of whisky
That made her feel frisky

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Nel went to get a new drill
For a tooth, she needed to fill
She swigged a large glass of whisky
That made her feel frisky
And she danced all night with old Bill


Now Bill had plans of his own

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Bill had plans of his own
As the seeds of lust were now sown

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Bill had plans of his own
as the seeds of lust were now sown
Should he ask for a date

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Bill had plans of his own
as the seeds of lust were now sown
Should he ask for a date
Or maybe just wait

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Bill had plans of his own
as the seeds of lust were now sown
Should he ask for a date
Or maybe just wait
Or just call her on the phone

He decided to give her a call

Re: Limericks. (New).

He decided to give her a call
And put on his best sexy drawl

Re: Limericks. (New).

He decided to give her a call
And put on his best sexy drawl
Whose that, said our Nel